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Ohhhh yeah, yeah! Y’all ain’t ready for this, man! Look, check it out, we got somethin’ real special for y’all today, alright?! Introducing the Tyrone Biggums Crack Rock Star Card , baby! This ain’t no regular card, nah nah, this right here is the crackhead edition, limited, you know what I’m sayin'? We start with that Base Card , simple, classic, just like me at 2 a.m. when I’m lookin’ for… well, you know. But if you wanna level up, man, we got that Patch Card series comin’ atcha! First up, we got the Crackhead Foil Edition . Yessir! It’s got a piece of the actual foil I used for... uh, personal reasons, if you catch my drift. You hold this card up, and it’s shiny, baby, SHINY like a fresh pipe after a binge! Next up, ohhh you ain’t even ready for this one! It’s the Quarter Under the Bus Patch . Yeah, that’s right, I found that quarter under a bus while I was huntin’ for a quick lil' fix. I picked it up, and I was like, “This gon’ be in a card someday.” Who knew?! And last but definitely not least, the one, the only, the Signature Red Beanie Patch . Oooh weee! You get a piece of the same beanie I’ve been rockin’ since 1992, man! I been through some thangs with this beanie, alright? If this ain’t worth its weight in rocks, I dunno what is. So don’t be missin’ out! These cards gon’ fly like… well, you know, like I fly when I get a little somethin' somethin'! Grab ‘em quick before they disappear like my teeth! Hand made refractors of this card are available in this listing. https://www.ebay.com/itm/405241188655 Disclaimer: Yo, yo, yo! Just so y’all know, these cards are for comedic purposes only, alright? Ain’t none of these materials game-worn or used. I mean, c'mon now, I ain’t out here actually smokin' and wearin' beanies for y’all to collect. So no crackheads were harmed in the making of these cards. Just pure laughs and a good time, baby!